Things to learn from Noah's Ark

 One. Don't miss the boat.
 Two. Remember that we are all in the same boat.
 Three. Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
 Four. Stay fit. When you're 600 years old someone may ask you to do
 something really big.
 Five. Don't listen to critics, just get on with the job that needs to
 be done.
 Six. Build your future on high ground.
 Seven. For safety's sake travel in pairs.
 Eight. Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with
 the cheetahs.
 Nine. When you're stressed, float awhile.
 Ten. Remember the Ark was built by amateurs, the Titanic by
 professionals.
 Eleven. No matter the storm, when you are with God there's always a
 rainbow waiting.
 

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